ENVIRONMENTAL REGULATION: U.S. Chamber of Commerce suffers prank over its hostility towards meaningful greenhouse-gas regulation

Greenhouse EffectRecently, several utilities and corporations—“Apple, Exelon, PNM Resources, Pacific Gas and Electric and Levi Strauss & Co” —departed from the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, a business-lobbying organization, over the Chamber’s views over greenhouse-gas regulation. Particularly, the Chamber “is calling greenhouse-gas regulation ‘a job killer’ that would ‘completely shut the country down’ and ‘virtually destroy the United States,’ [although] . . . the European Union has not shut down and in fact is recovering faster from the global economic meltdown.” The European Union has been implementing a successful cap-and-trade program for several years.

Basically, the Chamber’s policy positions are not only anti-environmentalism but they’re anti-business too. For example, according to Wikipedia, the Chamber, in addition to being a supporter of nuclear power, globalization, and free trade, supports drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR) and supports drilling offshore for energy. These policy positions are shortsighted and dangerous. For example, nuclear power requires massive amounts of water and produces radioactive waste that seems impossible to dispose. Globalization and free trade agreements lack meaningful environmental and social mandates and drilling for oil offshore or in ANWR isn’t meaningful energy policy. Furthermore, drilling domestically for oil doesn’t necessarily lead to domestic consumption, since oil is sold on the international market.

Due to its anti-environmentalism position, the Chamber is waging a losing battle. As energy availability and natural resources continue to decrease as populations continue to increase in countries around the globe, environmental regulation—and not just market-based mechanisms—will be necessary to protect and adequately distribute energy and resources to businesses and communities. Consequently, over-population, unchecked development, depletion of non-renewable resources, and depletion of other natural resources are real issues that businesses must reconcile and help remedy if they’re to survive into the future. Unlimited development is impossible, and unsustainable development exacerbates the unavailability of energy or entropy. Consequently, the sooner the Chamber can grasp these concepts, the sooner they’ll truly be pro-business.

Recently, the Chamber suffered an embarrassing prank over its hostility towards meaningful greenhouse-gas regulation:

More from The Yes Men:

In a dramatic announcement at the National Press Club today, the U.S. Chamber of Commerce reversed its position on climate change policy, and promised to immediately cease lobbying against the Kerry-Boxer bill.

Not.

Within minutes of the Chamber’s dramatic announcement, it was revealed that the “Chamber spokesperson” was an impostor, and the press conference an elaborate hoax designed by activists to draw attention to the U.S. Chamber of Commerce’s “troglodytic” fight against climate change legislation. At the close of the news conference, a visibly rattled Chamber of Commerce spokesperson (Eric Wohlschlegel) barged into the room and declared the event a fraud. (Videohere.)

The stunt was pulled off by the Yes Men, the activists best known for posing as corporate executives in order to reveal how corporate greed negatively influences public policy. Recently, the Yes Men have focused their attention on the urgent need for action on climate change. Today they sought to highlight relentless corporate lobbying of elected officials aimed at derailing domestic climate legislation and a much-needed global climate accord.

The group of reporters at the Press Club listened closely as U.S. Chamber “representative” “Hingo Sembra” (Andy Bichlbaum of The Yes Men) asserted that the Chamber would put its full weight behind supporting the Kerry-Boxer bill, while working with Senators Kerry and Boxer to strengthen the bill.

“We believe that climate legislation currently being considered by the U.S. Senate is a great start towards a bill that will spur American innovation, create jobs, and give us all a good chance of survival,” he said. To the visible delight of reporters in the audience, he added, “We at the Chamber have tried to keep climate science from interfering with business. But without a stable climate, there will be no business.”

The Chamber has recently come under fire for launching multi-million dollar advertising campaigns designed to derail climate negotiations. Their position has been so controversial that Apple, Exelon, PNM Resources, PG&E, PSEG, Levi Strauss & Co, and the San Francisco Chamber of Commerce have all left the U.S. Chamber, and Nike very publicly stepped down from the board.

“The Chamber’s position against climate legislation is completely troglodytic,” said Bichlbaum. “The rest of the world sees the need for urgent action on the climate. The rest of the world’s rich countries have pledged large emissions reductions. With scientists saying if we don’t reduce carbon emissions, then sooner or later we’re doomed, the Chamber represents corporate America at its most backwards.”

“An entity claiming to represent the public good, but that opposes action on the climate, is obviously illegitimate,” Bichlbaum added.

The Chamber’s response to the climate change press hoax:

“Public relations hoaxes undermine the genuine effort to find solutions on the challenge of climate change.

“These irresponsible tactics are a foolish distraction from the serious effort by our nation to reduce greenhouse gases. The U.S. Chamber believes that strong climate legislation is compatible with the goals of improving our economy and creating jobs. We continuously seek opportunities to engage in a constructive dialogue to achieve these goals.

“We will be asking law enforcement authorities to investigate this event. Beyond that, the Chamber will simply continue to focus on a positive vision for getting people back to work and growing our economy.”

The U.S. Chamber is the world’s largest business federation representing more than 3 million businesses and organizations of every size, sector, and region.

While the Chamber says “that strong climate legislation is compatible with the goals of improving our economy and creating jobs,” it “spent a record a record $34.7 million to lobby the government in July, August and September, according to a hefty lobbying disclosure report filed today. That’s more than $300,000 a day.”

Image by Buck Denton

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PIC OF THE DAY: European farmers protest milk prices and desire more regulation to stabilize market

According to The Associated Press, “Hundreds of dairy farmers drove tractors into Belgium’s capital Monday to pressure EU farm ministers on declining milk prices, as 20 of 27 member nations called for more protection from the volatile world market.” Milk Prices Protest

Image via Georges Gobet/Agence France-Presse — Getty Images

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CLIMATE CHANGE: Bill Maher slams unreasonable Republican climate change skeptics

Last night on his HBO show “Real Time with Bill Maher,” Maher had a message for climate change disbelievers. More specifically, Maher dismantled Republican Senator James Inhofe:

This man is the ranking Republican on the Environment Committee in Congress. He has no science background whatsoever, yet he’s gonna tell the hundreds of climate scientists assembled in Copenhagen—you know the people with the PhDs in the relevant fields—that they don’t know what they’re talking about. Education means nothing in America, because Mr. Inhofe is hardly alone, [since] three-quarters of the Republican Congress basically agrees with him, and they’re even pivoting from their old excuse of ‘global warming needs more study’ to . . . ‘it’s too late, might as well keep burning coal . . .[and] adapt’ . . .

Furthermore, Maher said, “These people are so stupid they make me question evolution.” The relevant portion is about 2:00 into the video.

via The Huffington Post

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VIDEO: Zoologist and wildlife photographer Mark Carwardine “assaulted” by critically-endangered kakapo parrot

An endangered kakapo — a species of flightless parrot endemic to New Zealand — apparently found zoologist Mark Carwardine shagalicious. British actor Stephen Fry couldn’t resist the hilarity of the situation: “This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen, you are being shagged by a rare parrot.”

Via BuzzFeed

GREEN: Taco Bell’s new green menu takes no ingredients from Nature

Via The Onion—America’s Finest News Source

Hat tip to Kevin.

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