POLITICS: The perplexing undecided voter

Image via “The Daily Show” on October 7, 2008.

Yesterday, I came across two descriptions of undecided voters from the United States presidential election of 2008 that I had tagged as favorites. These are entertaining descriptions of undecided voters from David Sedaris and the “Family Guy.” As a result, I decided to share them and conserve them on The Conservation Report. First, Sedaris (emphasis added):

Then you’ll see this man or woman— someone, I always think, who looks very happy to be on TV. “Well, Charlie,” they say, “I’ve gone back and forth on the issues and whatnot, but I just can’t seem to make up my mind!” Some insist that there’s very little difference between candidate A and candidate B. Others claim that they’re with A on defense and health care but are leaning toward B when it comes to the economy.

I look at these people and can’t quite believe that they exist. Are they professional actors? I wonder. Or are they simply laymen who want a lot of attention?

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

I mean, really, what’s to be confused about?

And from the “Family Guy”:

To quote the aforementioned “Family Guy” episode:

Brian Griffin: Lois, undecided voters are the biggest idiots on the planet. Try giving short, simple answers.

Tricia Takanawa [to audience member]: Sir, your question, please?

Principal Shepherd: Mrs. Griffin, what do you plan to do about crime in our city?

Lois Griffin: A lot. [the audience applauds, Brian signals for her to go with it] Because… that’s what Jesus wants. [the audience applauds louder, Brian signals for more] 9/11 was bad. [audience cheers and applauds loudly]

Man: I agree with that!

Lois Griffin: God, I can’t believe how easy this is.

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POLITICS: According to a poll by Fox News, the Tea Party Movement consists of a fruitless mix of racism & conspiracy theories

The results of this poll are ironic, even if the Fox News poll is an Internet poll. I’d add ignorant to the mix of racism and conspiracy theories though.

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CLIMATE CHANGE SKEPTICS: Making global warming denialism a family affair

It’s no surprise that Senator Inhofe (Republican, of course) is nourishing and steering his grandchildren’s development as shortsighted and ignorant members of society. Certainly, if Senator Inhofe appreciated objectivity and embraced knowledge, he could differentiate between weather and climate. Meanwhile, if the Inhofe clan want to play games, then they should consider that Vancouver is trucking in snow for the Winter Olympics. Also, parts of the United States have had a mild winter. January was the warmest on record for Seattle—blamed on El Nino—and globally, “satellite data report that this has been the warmest January in 32 years and is 3rd warmest month overall.” More via the Los Angeles Times:

So, is the massive dumping of snow from the Mid-Atlantic to New England proof positive that climate change is untrue, as doubters such as Sen. James Imhofe (R-Okla.) have taken the opportunity to trumpet? (His family built an igloo, declared it Al Gore’s new home and put up signs asking people to honk if they liked global warming).

Not if you read the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) report carefully.

First, the cold weather spells in the East have been linked with an “El Nino” year and a shift in the arctic oscillation that sent a jet of cold air down into the Eastern United States and elsewhere, all cyclically occurring events regardless of the overall trend in average planetary temperature, as the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration pointed out recently.

Lost in the hype over the East Coast cold snap around the Christmas holidays was the fact that at the same time, parts of Alaska were unseasonably warm. And the record cold that descended as far south as Florida in January? Globally, January 2010 was the warmest January on record, based on satellite data that date to 1979, according to AccuWeather.com.

As for East Coast getting snow in February, the IPCC scientists, citing peer-reviewed studies, concluded that the severity of precipitation events (and snow is one of them) would increase in a warming global climate.

As climate change disbelievers cynically spin snowmageddon, the Earth’s climate, landscapes, and oceans continue to change due to anthropogenic climate change. For example, these data and observations point to a warming earth: (1) the earth continues to warm as CO2 rises, resulting in a greenhouse effect—in fact “the decade of the 2000s will end as the warmest ever on global temperature charts;” (2) the Arctic continues to warm and Arctic sea ice continues to melt and set records, as the U.S. Coast Guard is forced to patrol further north and the region is closed to fishing (consequently, observations are prompting policy decisions); (3) for people living in the Arctic region, such as the Inuit, coastal erosion is claiming villages and livelihoods as (4) sea levels continue to rise; (5) the Greenland Ice Sheet continues to melt faster than expected; (6) the Arctic tree line continues to advance north as the Earth warms; (7) tundra melting is increasing and consequently, the tundra is becoming greener, but a dangerous feedback loop is also occurring; (8) upward migrations of alpine species are observable, as are latitudinal migrations of animals such as birds and mammals; (9) glacial melting continues to increase; (10) oceans are becoming more acidic with time as atmospheric concentrations of carbon dioxide increase (in fact, “the oceans have absorbed about 50% of the carbon dioxide (CO2) released from the burning of fossil fuels, resulting in chemical reactions that lower ocean pH”); (11) ocean acidification has negative impacts on calcifying organisms, thus ocean food chains; and (12) desertification is expanding as the Earth warms. Given the wealth of empirical data, cynics and politicians like Jim Inhofe continue to immerse themselves in willful ignorance by citing a snowstorm as evidence against global warming while ignoring a smorgasbord of facts.

Meanwhile, Rachel Maddow again called out Senator Inhofe for his blatant hypocrisy. Nationally, Senator Inhofe trashed the stimulus while simultaneously praising projects funded in his district. Perhaps, if Senator Jim Inhofe were more concerned with details, he wouldn’t go around making such tremendous gaffes. But, I’m sure he doesn’t care.

Via Facebook, “Senator Jim Inhofe’s Photos – Inhofe Family Pokes Fun at Al Gore, Global Warming During DC Feb Blizzard”:

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TEA PARTY objects to its portrayal in Captain America comic

Apparently, the tea party movement doesn’t like what it sees in the mirror, but the controversial marvel comic below mirrors the tea party protests. According to the New York Times, “Marvel Comics, Captain America’s longtime publisher . . . said it would amend a recent issue of his comic-book series after it upset members of the Tea Party movement” More:

In issue No. 602 of Captain America, the hero and his ally the Falcon find themselves at a rally where protesters hold signs that read “Tea Bag the Libs Before They Tea Bag You!” and “Stop the Socialists!” Captain America remarks that the assembly appears to be an “anti-tax thing,” and the Falcon, who is black, says he probably would not fit in with “a bunch of angry white folks.”

The sequence incited complaints from Tea Party officials who say it is an unfair criticism of their movement. In an interview with FoxNews.com, Michael Johns, a board member of the Nationwide Tea Party Coalition, called the characters’ apparent jabs “juvenile,” adding: “The Tea Party movement has been very reflective of broad concerns of all Americans. Membership is across ethnic, religious and even political lines.”

Image found here

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COAL, not so clean

I’m reading a long but interesting essay on the negative environmental, economic, and social justice impacts of coal mining in communities of West Virginia. Here’s a snippet from Professor McGinley’s “From pick and shovel to mountaintop removal: environmental injustice in the Appalachian coalfields” (footnotes omitted and emphasis added):

The Essay identifies a troubling paradox: Highly efficient new mining technologies, including so-called “mountaintop removal” strip mining, have resulted in the loss of tens of thousands of well paying jobs while coal production has reached record levels and many coalfield communities remain mired in economic stagnation and poverty.

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The Essay exposes the plan and motive of some coal companies to target for extinction some communities located near modern large-scale mining operations. The plan was simple–conduct high intensity mining operations in close proximity to remote communities. When the nuisance conditions created by the mining became difficult to bear, the belief was that those affected would choose to sell out to the coal companies and move away from communities that had been family homeplaces for decades. In at least one area, a major national coal company conditioned its purchase of such homes on the sellers’ agreement to move away and never return to the area for the rest of their lives.

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Travelers entering Williamson, the county seat of Mingo County, West Virginia, pass a faded roadsign that reads: “Welcome to the Billion Dollar Coalfields.” The irony of the greeting is hard to escape. Driving into the town which lies in the heart of central Appalachia’s coal-producing region, one sees boarded-up stores and vacant and dilapidated buildings. Discouraging economic data and high unemployment in Mingo and other coal counties of southern West Virginia confirm what the eye sees: The billions of dollars of coal reserves mined from the region have only marginally benefited local people. After a century of mining in the “billion dollar coalfields,” local communities lack funds to upgrade aging schools; tens of thousands live below the federal “poverty line”; and public services such as fire, police, sewage treatment, and libraries struggle to survive on “bare-bones” budgets.

While the economic stagnation of coalfield communities continues, highly efficient coal mines have revolutionized coal mining in Appalachia. Coal production largely from giant “mountaintop removal” strip mines and highly mechanized underground “longwall” mines approaches record levels. How does one account for the pervasive dismal economic condition in a region which could aptly be called the “Saudi Arabia of coal” ?

The answer lies in an understanding of the various forces that have shaped the history of the region. For better or worse, those forces–the coal industry and those who directly profit from mining, state and local politicians, and the United Mine Workers of America (UMWA)–led the coalfields to its present condition. Those same players continue to exert enormous influence, which promises to extend the economic status quo. The paucity of attention given by historians and legal scholars to the legal regime that provided the framework for economic development in the “billion dollar coalfields” provided the im-petus for this Essay. The hope is that the following will initiate a scholarly discussion of environmental, economic, and social justice in a region that for a century has given much more to the nation than its citizens have received in return.


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